An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this
stupidest/most awesome joke ever
I wanted to do a giveaway when I reached 40k but I am impatient, and knew I’d forget everything I wanted to put in it if I didn’t do it now lol. So here?? Ty for following me<3.
First things first; Rules.
- You can reblog this as many times as you wish, but don’t annoy the people who follow you.
- Follow me because it’s a followers giveaway, friends.
- You’ll have to be willing to give me your address because I can’t just guess where you live, surprisingly.
- This will end on the 26th of May (aka, my birthday)
- Don’t send the winners nasty things, that should go without saying, but i’ve seen it happen.
- There will be three winners, the first can pick any four things, the second three things and then the last will have the two things that are left! :-).
- I’ll ship anywhere! :-).
Okay, now, prizes:
Most of these things are brand new bar the enjoy cumberbatch shirt and fangirl book.
- Sherlock poster.
- Sherlock series 3. (Region 2.)
- The Fifth Estate. (Also region 2)
- Sherlock lives book (More info here)
- I don’t understand t-shirt (will order in the winners size)
- Enjoy Cumberbatch t-shirt (Women’s XL).
- Sherlock mug.
- Sherlock charm bracelet.
- Also everyone will get a bag of werthers originals because they’re rad.
Good luck!!! :-).
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it
✿ EEVEELUTION GIVEAWAY ✿
Hello. I reached my follower goal and I wanted to thank my followers by doing a giveaway for them. I’ve been thinking about doing a pokemon-themed giveaway for a long time so here we go.✿ Prizes
- A brand new eevee 3DS XL.
- An eeveelution keychain ( any eeveelution of your choice ).✿ Rules
- Must be following me. I only post pokemon.
- Only reblogs count, liking can be used for bookmark purposes.
- No giveaway blogs or inactive sideblogs, please.
- You must be willing to give out your address so it can be shipped directly to you.
- If you are under the age of 18 and you win the prize, please make sure you have parental consent before I ship it.
- This is international.
- Winners will be chosen by a random generator, if you do not respond within 48 hours it goes to the next one in line.
- If this reaches 2k notes I’ll toss in a game with it. Any game of your choice.✿ Disclaimer ;
This giveaway is not being provided to you, sponsored, nor endorsed by Tumblr or Nintendo. Please understand, thank you.
It ends May 12th. Good luck.
raichuuuuu!!!! i’ve been working on this guy on and off since january, and i think he’s finally done. 1:1 scale (almost; i think he ended up a couple inches short when all was said and done) with a wire tail. he was based off of the 3D model that is in the new game (?? if that’s what you call that, i haven’t played it /u\ )